Abir Muhjiban Khadeeja Jihad (texanforsale) wrote in immoral_cruelty,
Abir Muhjiban Khadeeja Jihad
texanforsale
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Colorbars

Camille, Melissa, and I (Rachel) were cool enough to make these colorbars that ensure us places of honor in hell. Yes, we find the entire concept of colorbars completely stupid, but you know what they say: If you can't beat them, ruin their fun and piss them off. That's what we say, anyway. I guess "we" could be considered "they." Well, someday we'll be them! -makes loads of sense-

If for any reason you do indeed decide to use any of these for whatever purpose, crediting us is not necessary. In fact, we forbid it. There's a damn good reason we didn't tell you who made which banners; see, we value our lives for the most part, and being virtually killed wouldn't be fun.

It's not our fault that most of you don't have a fuckin' sense of humor. Psh.

Since we're damn geniuses, offer us cookies and oral for filling your lives with glee. Do ittttt.




Abortions are tough love.







Attention whores are... um... love. I guess.







Bulimia is insecure love.







Cannibalism is tasty, tasty love.







Domestic violence is painful love.







Drunk driving is is incredibly cool love.







Ebola is exotic love.







Heroin addiction is injectable love.







Hitler is "man in uniform" love.







Kamikazes are patriotic American love.







Masturbation is love that hurts so good.







Rapists are sex-starved love.






School shootings are "LET'S ALL BLAME THE MEDIA AND MAKE MOVIES ABOUT IT" love.







School shootings are "LET'S ALL BLAME THE MEDIA AND MAKE MOVIES ABOUT IT" love.







Serial killers are sadistic love.


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