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[01 Jun 2005|12:28am]

unbakedbrownie
There's a web like a spider's web
spun of silver and golden threads.
Spun by the moon in my room at night.
It's a web made to catch a dream.
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My first entry here! :D [14 Feb 2005|03:29pm]

mmmorbid
fuckingslobs

http://www.livejournal.com/community/fuckingslobs/9870.html

When I want to take a shit, the bathroom is too far away from my computer, so I just find an old pizza box and take a dump in it right there in my bedroom. There are piles of pizza boxes filled with my feces in my room.

I don't know whether to believe that or not.
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if anyone deserves to get flamed.... [22 Jan 2005|07:21pm]

weiner_kid
kickin' it jesus style!
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an idea...that's better than yours [22 Jan 2005|01:14pm]

weiner_kid
we're going to start a rating community.

now hold on, listen...because i'm valerie and my ideas are always better than everyone elses.

we'll start a vague rating community. with a name like omgzrzz rate meh!

we'll target communities and post banners accordingly.

examples:
rate my anorexia
rate my sceneness
rate my christ love
rate my fatness (for the "big boned")
rate my gothness
rate my republicaness
rate my mental illness

the community will be friends only so that the people coming to the community will not be able to read anything so as to know what they're getting into. the userinfo will be vague. as will the application requirements ... they'll cover everything from pictures, where they saw the banner ad (so we can flame accordingly), bands and what have you.

once they're inside we'll tell them everything they don't want to hear. and rate their stupidity on a scale of pop rocks inventor to creator of the oc (the oc creator being the lowest score possible on a scale of stupidity).

what's this accomplish? hours of cruelty.

told you my ideas were better.
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[30 Nov 2004|10:08pm]

carzy_felix
I'm posting again :o! Seriously, other people need to post so I don't looke like a nerd :(



har har I was slightly amused.
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[29 Nov 2004|05:24pm]

carzy_felix
ukchristiangoth - † Christian Goths In The UK †

http://www.livejournal.com/community/ukchristiangoth/

hahahahahaha, that's almost as funny as that hobbit slash community.
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Yes. [12 Sep 2004|04:56pm]

mouseh
Let us take this time to thank that first guy for inventing music.

...Even though a lot of artistic talent has been and is wasted on religion.
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Fucktards. [11 Sep 2004|08:09pm]

texanforsale
[ mood | bored ]

Okay, since none of you all feel like being active, I will resort to threats. I haven't been able to come up with any threats yet, but I will.



You just can't rely on Canadian children these days.

Anyhow, what with the election coming up, please place your bets. I don't care who you support-- most of us cannot vote anyway. You are simply betting on who you think will win possession of this shittastic country we all like to call America.

If you are correct, I will refer to you as something like "Miss Cleo" until I forget. If you are wrong, you pay a fine.

Thanks.

P.S. Please post your bitching sessions/musings in this journal as opposed to your personal one. It'll make me happy.

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Your arrogant bitch is here! [16 Aug 2004|12:52am]

ths_floop
[ mood | cheerful ]

Thank God for this community.

Finally, I have found a community on par with elitist_asshats, the only difference being that they make fun of all ignorant, where as this community makes fun of the abundence of retarded people found across livejournal.

You promoted to a community I am very active in called "fuckpunks"
Im not in this community to "save the punk image," nor am I in it to fight against the punks of the world...I am in it for one reason: Idiots</i>.

They come and post some "fux u! we r originnal. u facist!!11!" message. And then I proceed to rip them a new one, by proving them wrong left and right-- and just proving them to be a flat out moron.

One of the rules here was correct spelling, thats one of the hugest rips on people I make. Sure, I make mistakes too-but its so much fun when they spell things like "discusting" or "facist" while trying to be all high-and-mighty.

To sum it all up, I will be active if you find a battle that needs to be fought, or a moron that needs to be proven wrong. I'll do what I can to serve this community or whatever.

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[04 Aug 2004|01:26am]

sacrilegend
I made a map of Canada.



Whoo.
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Promotion! [04 Aug 2004|03:20am]

texanforsale
[ mood | amused ]

Please join Melissa's community, neondoll, and you will receive delicious cookies.

Everyone thank Daniel for taking one for the team.Collapse )

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Marsha Marsha Marsha Christa Christa Christa [31 Jul 2004|03:24pm]

sacrilegend
After a great deal of consideration (2 and a half hours of Rachel, Camille and I going "WOW, that girl is really fucking stupid"), I have come to the conclusion that it would be greatly appreciated if no one named Christa joined this community. There could be exceptions, of course, if someone with the aforementioned name could prove they are worthy, but they're probably not.

Yes, I'm biased, but I am not by any terms unreasonable. We have seen quite a large nose number of examples to prove that people named Christa really, honestly, tend to suck.

If your name is Christa, please think twice about joining or even viewing this community (we'll know, we're watching you). You will have 5 minutes from the time of joining to prove we won't hate you... how you would do that is beyond me, but hey. If you fail, I will drive to wherever you are and beat you up with a shovel. Or ban you, you know, whichever.

Damn.... I hate Christa.
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HOORAY FOR NOTICES: [31 Jul 2004|04:51pm]

texanforsale
Dear members,

Daniel is still a moderator thing, but he will have no powers to speak of because he keeps editing the profile and it's really pissing me off. Now, you don't have to ever give him oral.

Love,
Rachel
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[31 Jul 2004|04:05pm]

wtf__
bush & dickCollapse )
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Colorbars [30 Jul 2004|10:28pm]

texanforsale
Camille, Melissa, and I (Rachel) were cool enough to make these colorbars that ensure us places of honor in hell. Yes, we find the entire concept of colorbars completely stupid, but you know what they say: If you can't beat them, ruin their fun and piss them off. That's what we say, anyway. I guess "we" could be considered "they." Well, someday we'll be them! -makes loads of sense-

If for any reason you do indeed decide to use any of these for whatever purpose, crediting us is not necessary. In fact, we forbid it. There's a damn good reason we didn't tell you who made which banners; see, we value our lives for the most part, and being virtually killed wouldn't be fun.

It's not our fault that most of you don't have a fuckin' sense of humor. Psh.

Since we're damn geniuses, offer us cookies and oral for filling your lives with glee. Do ittttt.

ColorbarsCollapse )
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I like to draw offensive pictures. [24 Jul 2004|01:08pm]

mouseh
http://img20.photobucket.com/albums/v59/PerpetualMouse/favor.png

What else would you like to poke in the eye? :o
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My standards for the human race have just decreased. [21 Jul 2004|08:15pm]

fin4lresist4nce
[ mood | shocked ]

....At a rather alarming rate.

http://www.livejournal.com/community/bandicons/352047.html

And

http://www.livejournal.com/community/bandicons/350231.html


....Wow.

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[20 Jul 2004|04:45pm]

a_f1r3_1n51d3
While at Block Island, I saw this sign:

Read more...Collapse )

It made me laugh. A lot. o.O;
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[19 Jul 2004|05:58pm]

wtf__

ebonicsCollapse )

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Oh my... [17 Jul 2004|03:36pm]

a_f1r3_1n51d3
Please tell me they aren't serious...

http://www.sykospark.net/goth/menu.html
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